The Air Force Hates Tattoos... sort of.

Well I just found out from my recruiter that anyone in DEP (Delay Entry Program) that has visible tattoos is going to be kicked out (of the DEP program.... NOT the Air Force).
I don't really know how true this is. I have checked online about anything at all that talks about it, but have found nothing. I'm going to take his word for it though. Good thing I don't have any tattoos... God knows I've thought about getting one (or five).

I don't really know wtf to say about that because I figured that would be one of the last things they would care about... ahh well. I'm still in the clear for now (the future is a bit hazy though)... Now if I could only get the call that my job has dropped...

Fingers are fucking crossed.

For all of you who thought that I wasn't pissed enough... crap, shit, balls, and Fuck you.

UPDATE:

Well that didn't last long... Now it seems as if this is not the case and the Deppers will be grandfathered in. Now that makes a lot more sense. Everybody needs to be on top of their game though. There is not telling what will happen next.

PSP hacks...

Tell me I'm not the only one around with a PSP /w custom firmware... GOD just fucking get one already. Once you hack them they do pretty much anything (within reason of course). Stop being a shit baby and do it. Here's a list of shit you can do with it.

-play backups of your PSP umds.
-play TONS of homebrew games.
-control your desktop or laptop computer.
-watch youtube videos.
-use opera mini... one of the best mini browsers around (may not play videos, but it's fast and very useful).
-stream movies, music, games, photos, wtf ever straight from your computer on your PSP without putting it on the memory stick.
-play atari, nintendo, gba, super nintendo, genesis, gamegear, n64, ps1, amiga, pc engine, and a bunch more fucking console games (emulators of course) at almost perfect speeds.
-SO SO SO SO SO much more.

What the fuck are you waiting for??? There is always something new at http://www.psp-hacks.com. whether it's new homebrew or CFW updates. Check it out.

Also...
The person writing this blog (me stupid) does NOT condone downloading games illegally... OR MUSIC... THAT IS ALL...

The Battle of H-Town!

Dunno if anyone else has been keeping up with Cracked.com's Agents of Cracked web series. If you haven't and don't really give a fuck. Watch the embedded video anyway! It's funny and that is all that should matter. If you don't know about Cracked and want to go read about a bunch of fucking hilarious crap then check it out. The other videos in the series are on there. Its pretty great stuff. ANYWAY! the video. enjoy.

The Battle of H-Town -- powered by Cracked.com

"h-e-r-o-n..."

I. Am. Drunk.

Surprise mother fuckers?! Hyphen dash dash. Yes.. it makes sense.... If i doesn't.. you should get tested... for aids.... yes. YOU HAVE AIDS... Deal with it. Okay so... Modern Warfare 2... This is the GOD of all games. Two words. Akimbo (does that mean 2 or something???) Glock 18's. SO AWESOME... I'm inclined to tell you that... I will DESTROY YOU... Add me as a buddy... Gamertag is G0REslinger (with a zero). Do it and I will cage match your ass (can you still cage match on there?)... And justice will be served. Justice because you called me a liar (slander) and I am submitting you to the board of ass-kickery. Board being wood.. Wood connecting with face=me owning you. Let us go so your ass can be kicked. I'm out.

Borderlands: Get it.

GOD.... It's been a wile since I have posted on here... I bet nobody cares. Well guess what? FUCK YOU. You're retarded... Anyway, BORDERLANDS. This game is awesome. I mean effing awesome. There are shotguns that shoot rockets, Sub-machine guns that shoot shotgun shells. Pistols that shoot twirling bullets, Missile launcers that shoot acid filled missiles. For all of the nerds that know what I mean when I say "Hellgate: London was a MASSIVE piece of shit." don't think that Borderlands is ANYTHING like that crap-walk of a game. This is truly Diablo II with guns. Instead of having an isometric overhead view though, you get a first person perspective. The game plays effing great. The guns feel powerful and blowing a guys limb of is just great. JUST GREAT.

On a down note (brown note.. hahah) The online part is kind of a mixed bag. You better hope you have some friends with this game because I was booted out of every game I joined after about 10 minutes... I have to assume that I was just so FUCKING awesome that they were embarrassed to be seen in the same game as me (That is completely what it was). There is a small possibility that I was kicked because I was picking up EVERY item that hit the ground. Sharing is NOT caring. Go to hell. It isn't. Deal with it. I would much rather be "that guy" than let a good weapon go to a mother fucker who won't use it to it's fullest extent. A few examples of "Fullest Extent" are...

-Blowing the hell out of inanimate objects.
-Spinning in circles while shooting into the sky (Fucking sky.. Who does he think he is anyway? Lookin' at me like that...
-Shooting your teammates in the ass while they try to (unsuccessfully) run away.
-Shooting at nothing (nothing is NOT safe... you get it??? Nothing is sa-- ahh never mind).

and of course...

-Jumping off of cliffs and shooting downward in an attempt to induce flight. It should work right? Well it doesn't... Who knew.

All in all (Yes I'm concluding... I am tired of typing... My fingers hurt. Fuck you.) the game is the ultimate description of badassness. Get it. Got it. Good.

World of Borecraft.

Alright then I said I would do it. I really did so here goes. Fuck World of Warcraft. I hate it and it sucks. Yes I actually tried the game out. I'll play out the scenario for you.

Alright Awesome. I'm an undead guy with a sword or somethin'. That rocks pretty damn hard. Okay now what the fuck should I do... AHH! Guy with a green thing over his head. The universal "Talk to me dumbass" sign. Okay so I'll just walk over and...

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"

WHAT THE FUCK!? Will he ever shutup? And if he doesn't can I opt to just walk the fuck away? NO... I have to sit here until he finishes. Great.

*20 minutes later*

Okay so I have a quest. To bad I don't know what in the fuck I'm doing because he talked for SO FUCKING LONG! Okay fine. I'm supposed to kill and collect. Sweet.

*2 minutes later*

"Hey bro I'm back and I brought that shi-- BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH-- FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!11!!"

*25 minutes later*

... you done? YOU DONE? ... good. Okay so I have another quest... eeh fuck it. Quest's lead to talking. Mother FUCK that. I'm just gonna go take a stroll for a bit.

*Walks 20 feet*

WTF?!? I'M DEAD?! WTF KILLED ME!? Ohh a Crimson Rougue (or wtf ever, he was wearin a red fuckin cape). Okay so what do I do. Is that it? Am I dead for good? Ohh okay no... I'm a ghost... Okay fine... creative? Now how do I get my body back... are you serious... are you goddamn serious...

Off I go (in a genuine attempt to not hate this retarded game) to find my body... It's only 25 scale fucking miles away. Thats not so far... fuck...

*walking, walking, walking, walking, calling some guy a fag, walking*

Okay theres my body. cool. Nobody is around. Just gonna walk over... BAM!!! Dead again. Same Fucking guy. Same fucking gayass red cape. ALT+F-FUCKING-4.

Thus, my WoW adventure ends. It really did make me say wow though.

*while staring at the desktop* "Wow!!! This game is a giant piece of monkey shit!"

So I pretty much got to play the crappy thing for a grand total of 3 minutes and had to talk (and get fucking inviso-raped) for about a hour and a half. Just for the record I really fucking tried to like it. I did. It's just that the game sucks so badly that I couldn't. It's that simple. The enemies go from stupidly-easy to having retard strength in under 30 feet (yes feet not seconds).

Thinking about it now.... I did walk over a mountain that was a possible barrier that I wasn't supposed to cross (though I did). Perhaps it was that. I don't know. If I wasn't supposed to do that I should have at least gotten a "Hey, retard. Yeah you. Don't walk over that fuckin' mountain dude. The enemies jump up like 40 levels.". No I didn't get that. I got "Go find a cave that I'm not going to mark on your map. Don't get lost!".

It's fine I guess. I'm more into FPS's anyway. Wizards and elves don't really get me off (me being a man and all and not a little kid or a woman). Shooting a guy in the head and watching his brain flop out onto the ground in about 5 pieces on the other hand. Yea... Thats pretty effin rad. If they let me play WoW with a g36c and a Mossbrg 500 I would be a happy man.

A New and Wonderful Site.

Soooo. Been working on a little something... A forum where users review shit. Just about everything in fact. Come be a part, or are you a bitch? C'mon don't be all bitch-like. It's gay and nobody likes it. www.rev-yous.proboards.com Be a part of it assbag! You know you want to.

UPDATE:

Yeah I will probably not be messing with this any more (the review site that is). It was kind of a failed thing. Ahh well no biggie.

The craziest thing.

Yeah so I just moved. Sucks pretty hard here. Nothing strange about that you say. Well wait a minute retard... I'm not done. I was outside smoking a cigarette and I swear to god I heard somebody open a beer... That's all. Just lettin' you know about the phantom beer. Cheers!

So... This is blogging... I'm not impressed.

Alright so... I'm here to complain about things. Since it seems like that's what most people do on blogs. So let's get a few things straight first. I hate a lot of the things this world has to offer. and ... Shit. I already forgot what I was thinking about. Okay okay. I'm good now.

Let's go ahead and get to everyone's favorite subject. MYSPACE... The name alone is pretty effing stupid. By name alone I can come to 2 conclusions. It's MY space, not yours and It obviously sucks because you have to befriend a retarded guy named Tom in order to even have a page. If you can delete him then fine, what the fuck ever. I didn't really stick around long enough to fiddle with the stupid thing and find the "Delete this mother fucker" button. FUCKING THING! God this stupid spellcheck is telling me that "didn't" is not the correct spelling of "didn't". I will see you in the darkest part of hell blog... Anyway. Just wait someone will call me a "noob" for not knowing you could delete faggot-assed Tom. Well I have news for you - and a GIANT middle finger - I would rather be a myspace noob than a myspace pro. I don't need a bunch of e-friends to inflate my bitch-tit ego. Like some of you... Look at yourself. Talking to your fake friends on your fucktarded myspace. "But they're not fake. They're real people DOOD!?!!1" THEY ARE FAKE... SUCK MY BALLS. Before a myspace discussion throws me into a whirling pant-shitting fit of psychotic behavior I will change the topic. BTW it's my blog and I can if I want.

For anyone not aware cussing is awesome as shit. We adults use it for many things. Me, I use it for just about everyhting. Eating, sleeping, watching TV, stubbing my toe, and occasionally sneezing. I can now add blogging to the list. Horay for me right? right. I personally have a few favorite word combinations that are just fantastic. Ohh look... There's one now.

Cock-spaz: The annoying little bastard in the chat that likes to spout off random shit. No matter how many time you tell him to go munch on dick he just NEVER LEAVES. Here is an example of a conversation with said "Cock-spaz":

Gore: so what do you think about infamous?

Dude: yeah it was alright. some pretty effin awesome powers in it.
(for the sake of retarded people we're just going to call the guy I'm talking to "dude")

C-S: I like to eat pudding

C-S: do you like to eat pudding?!11 I DO.
(btw... just incase some one reading is an idiot. C-S is Cock-spaz. we cool?)

Gore: pudding's okay I guess. why the fuck are you asking?

Dude: wtf? pudding?

C-S: dude bro who DOESN'T LOVE PUDDING!??!11!1

Dude: the real question is who really gives a shit?

Gore: more ritalin, less pudding = more stfu.

C-S: PUDDING

C-S: PU

C-S: DDING

C-S: I LOVE

C-S: PU

Gore: HAHAHA spam ban ftw you little whore.

Dude: lol.

Gore: jesus christ I hate those little dipshits.

Dude: I know right? Wtf we're we talking about?

Gore: infamous.

Dude: OHHH YEAH! Yeah that game was pretty great.

Guesswho: i love pudding...

Gore: GODAAAAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

See? Very fitting isn't it. Okay on to the next topi- ohhh wait no... I'm bored of this for now. Maybe I'll post another tomorrow, maybe not. I might even do another in a couple of hours. Seems to be a great little venting tool. The next subject for you mother fuckers will be how gay WoW is... God you won't want to miss that shit. Farewell... and fuck you for now.