Borderlands: Get it.

GOD.... It's been a wile since I have posted on here... I bet nobody cares. Well guess what? FUCK YOU. You're retarded... Anyway, BORDERLANDS. This game is awesome. I mean effing awesome. There are shotguns that shoot rockets, Sub-machine guns that shoot shotgun shells. Pistols that shoot twirling bullets, Missile launcers that shoot acid filled missiles. For all of the nerds that know what I mean when I say "Hellgate: London was a MASSIVE piece of shit." don't think that Borderlands is ANYTHING like that crap-walk of a game. This is truly Diablo II with guns. Instead of having an isometric overhead view though, you get a first person perspective. The game plays effing great. The guns feel powerful and blowing a guys limb of is just great. JUST GREAT.

On a down note (brown note.. hahah) The online part is kind of a mixed bag. You better hope you have some friends with this game because I was booted out of every game I joined after about 10 minutes... I have to assume that I was just so FUCKING awesome that they were embarrassed to be seen in the same game as me (That is completely what it was). There is a small possibility that I was kicked because I was picking up EVERY item that hit the ground. Sharing is NOT caring. Go to hell. It isn't. Deal with it. I would much rather be "that guy" than let a good weapon go to a mother fucker who won't use it to it's fullest extent. A few examples of "Fullest Extent" are...

-Blowing the hell out of inanimate objects.
-Spinning in circles while shooting into the sky (Fucking sky.. Who does he think he is anyway? Lookin' at me like that...
-Shooting your teammates in the ass while they try to (unsuccessfully) run away.
-Shooting at nothing (nothing is NOT safe... you get it??? Nothing is sa-- ahh never mind).

and of course...

-Jumping off of cliffs and shooting downward in an attempt to induce flight. It should work right? Well it doesn't... Who knew.

All in all (Yes I'm concluding... I am tired of typing... My fingers hurt. Fuck you.) the game is the ultimate description of badassness. Get it. Got it. Good.