Alright so... I'm here to complain about things. Since it seems like that's what most people do on blogs. So let's get a few things straight first. I hate a lot of the things this world has to offer. and ... Shit. I already forgot what I was thinking about. Okay okay. I'm good now.
Let's go ahead and get to everyone's favorite subject. MYSPACE... The name alone is pretty effing stupid. By name alone I can come to 2 conclusions. It's MY space, not yours and It obviously sucks because you have to befriend a retarded guy named Tom in order to even have a page. If you can delete him then fine, what the fuck ever. I didn't really stick around long enough to fiddle with the stupid thing and find the "Delete this mother fucker" button. FUCKING THING! God this stupid spellcheck is telling me that "didn't" is not the correct spelling of "didn't". I will see you in the darkest part of hell blog... Anyway. Just wait someone will call me a "noob" for not knowing you could delete faggot-assed Tom. Well I have news for you - and a GIANT middle finger - I would rather be a myspace noob than a myspace pro. I don't need a bunch of e-friends to inflate my bitch-tit ego. Like some of you... Look at yourself. Talking to your fake friends on your fucktarded myspace. "But they're not fake. They're real people DOOD!?!!1" THEY ARE FAKE... SUCK MY BALLS. Before a myspace discussion throws me into a whirling pant-shitting fit of psychotic behavior I will change the topic. BTW it's my blog and I can if I want.
For anyone not aware cussing is awesome as shit. We adults use it for many things. Me, I use it for just about everyhting. Eating, sleeping, watching TV, stubbing my toe, and occasionally sneezing. I can now add blogging to the list. Horay for me right? right. I personally have a few favorite word combinations that are just fantastic. Ohh look... There's one now.
Cock-spaz: The annoying little bastard in the chat that likes to spout off random shit. No matter how many time you tell him to go munch on dick he just NEVER LEAVES. Here is an example of a conversation with said "Cock-spaz":
Gore: so what do you think about infamous?
Dude: yeah it was alright. some pretty effin awesome powers in it.
(for the sake of retarded people we're just going to call the guy I'm talking to "dude")
C-S: I like to eat pudding
C-S: do you like to eat pudding?!11 I DO.
(btw... just incase some one reading is an idiot. C-S is Cock-spaz. we cool?)
Gore: pudding's okay I guess. why the fuck are you asking?
Dude: wtf? pudding?
C-S: dude bro who DOESN'T LOVE PUDDING!??!11!1
Dude: the real question is who really gives a shit?
Gore: more ritalin, less pudding = more stfu.
C-S: PUDDING
C-S: PU
C-S: DDING
C-S: I LOVE
C-S: PU
Gore: HAHAHA spam ban ftw you little whore.
Dude: lol.
Gore: jesus christ I hate those little dipshits.
Dude: I know right? Wtf we're we talking about?
Gore: infamous.
Dude: OHHH YEAH! Yeah that game was pretty great.
Guesswho: i love pudding...
Gore: GODAAAAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
See? Very fitting isn't it. Okay on to the next topi- ohhh wait no... I'm bored of this for now. Maybe I'll post another tomorrow, maybe not. I might even do another in a couple of hours. Seems to be a great little venting tool. The next subject for you mother fuckers will be how gay WoW is... God you won't want to miss that shit. Farewell... and fuck you for now.
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