The Air Force Hates Tattoos... sort of.

Well I just found out from my recruiter that anyone in DEP (Delay Entry Program) that has visible tattoos is going to be kicked out (of the DEP program.... NOT the Air Force).
I don't really know how true this is. I have checked online about anything at all that talks about it, but have found nothing. I'm going to take his word for it though. Good thing I don't have any tattoos... God knows I've thought about getting one (or five).

I don't really know wtf to say about that because I figured that would be one of the last things they would care about... ahh well. I'm still in the clear for now (the future is a bit hazy though)... Now if I could only get the call that my job has dropped...

Fingers are fucking crossed.

For all of you who thought that I wasn't pissed enough... crap, shit, balls, and Fuck you.

UPDATE:

Well that didn't last long... Now it seems as if this is not the case and the Deppers will be grandfathered in. Now that makes a lot more sense. Everybody needs to be on top of their game though. There is not telling what will happen next.

PSP hacks...

Tell me I'm not the only one around with a PSP /w custom firmware... GOD just fucking get one already. Once you hack them they do pretty much anything (within reason of course). Stop being a shit baby and do it. Here's a list of shit you can do with it.

-play backups of your PSP umds.
-play TONS of homebrew games.
-control your desktop or laptop computer.
-watch youtube videos.
-use opera mini... one of the best mini browsers around (may not play videos, but it's fast and very useful).
-stream movies, music, games, photos, wtf ever straight from your computer on your PSP without putting it on the memory stick.
-play atari, nintendo, gba, super nintendo, genesis, gamegear, n64, ps1, amiga, pc engine, and a bunch more fucking console games (emulators of course) at almost perfect speeds.
-SO SO SO SO SO much more.

What the fuck are you waiting for??? There is always something new at http://www.psp-hacks.com. whether it's new homebrew or CFW updates. Check it out.

Also...
The person writing this blog (me stupid) does NOT condone downloading games illegally... OR MUSIC... THAT IS ALL...

The Battle of H-Town!

Dunno if anyone else has been keeping up with Cracked.com's Agents of Cracked web series. If you haven't and don't really give a fuck. Watch the embedded video anyway! It's funny and that is all that should matter. If you don't know about Cracked and want to go read about a bunch of fucking hilarious crap then check it out. The other videos in the series are on there. Its pretty great stuff. ANYWAY! the video. enjoy.

The Battle of H-Town -- powered by Cracked.com

"h-e-r-o-n..."

I. Am. Drunk.

Surprise mother fuckers?! Hyphen dash dash. Yes.. it makes sense.... If i doesn't.. you should get tested... for aids.... yes. YOU HAVE AIDS... Deal with it. Okay so... Modern Warfare 2... This is the GOD of all games. Two words. Akimbo (does that mean 2 or something???) Glock 18's. SO AWESOME... I'm inclined to tell you that... I will DESTROY YOU... Add me as a buddy... Gamertag is G0REslinger (with a zero). Do it and I will cage match your ass (can you still cage match on there?)... And justice will be served. Justice because you called me a liar (slander) and I am submitting you to the board of ass-kickery. Board being wood.. Wood connecting with face=me owning you. Let us go so your ass can be kicked. I'm out.

Borderlands: Get it.

GOD.... It's been a wile since I have posted on here... I bet nobody cares. Well guess what? FUCK YOU. You're retarded... Anyway, BORDERLANDS. This game is awesome. I mean effing awesome. There are shotguns that shoot rockets, Sub-machine guns that shoot shotgun shells. Pistols that shoot twirling bullets, Missile launcers that shoot acid filled missiles. For all of the nerds that know what I mean when I say "Hellgate: London was a MASSIVE piece of shit." don't think that Borderlands is ANYTHING like that crap-walk of a game. This is truly Diablo II with guns. Instead of having an isometric overhead view though, you get a first person perspective. The game plays effing great. The guns feel powerful and blowing a guys limb of is just great. JUST GREAT.

On a down note (brown note.. hahah) The online part is kind of a mixed bag. You better hope you have some friends with this game because I was booted out of every game I joined after about 10 minutes... I have to assume that I was just so FUCKING awesome that they were embarrassed to be seen in the same game as me (That is completely what it was). There is a small possibility that I was kicked because I was picking up EVERY item that hit the ground. Sharing is NOT caring. Go to hell. It isn't. Deal with it. I would much rather be "that guy" than let a good weapon go to a mother fucker who won't use it to it's fullest extent. A few examples of "Fullest Extent" are...

-Blowing the hell out of inanimate objects.
-Spinning in circles while shooting into the sky (Fucking sky.. Who does he think he is anyway? Lookin' at me like that...
-Shooting your teammates in the ass while they try to (unsuccessfully) run away.
-Shooting at nothing (nothing is NOT safe... you get it??? Nothing is sa-- ahh never mind).

and of course...

-Jumping off of cliffs and shooting downward in an attempt to induce flight. It should work right? Well it doesn't... Who knew.

All in all (Yes I'm concluding... I am tired of typing... My fingers hurt. Fuck you.) the game is the ultimate description of badassness. Get it. Got it. Good.