Alright then I said I would do it. I really did so here goes. Fuck World of Warcraft. I hate it and it sucks. Yes I actually tried the game out. I'll play out the scenario for you.
Alright Awesome. I'm an undead guy with a sword or somethin'. That rocks pretty damn hard. Okay now what the fuck should I do... AHH! Guy with a green thing over his head. The universal "Talk to me dumbass" sign. Okay so I'll just walk over and...
"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"
WHAT THE FUCK!? Will he ever shutup? And if he doesn't can I opt to just walk the fuck away? NO... I have to sit here until he finishes. Great.
*20 minutes later*
Okay so I have a quest. To bad I don't know what in the fuck I'm doing because he talked for SO FUCKING LONG! Okay fine. I'm supposed to kill and collect. Sweet.
*2 minutes later*
"Hey bro I'm back and I brought that shi-- BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH-- FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!11!!"
*25 minutes later*
... you done? YOU DONE? ... good. Okay so I have another quest... eeh fuck it. Quest's lead to talking. Mother FUCK that. I'm just gonna go take a stroll for a bit.
*Walks 20 feet*
WTF?!? I'M DEAD?! WTF KILLED ME!? Ohh a Crimson Rougue (or wtf ever, he was wearin a red fuckin cape). Okay so what do I do. Is that it? Am I dead for good? Ohh okay no... I'm a ghost... Okay fine... creative? Now how do I get my body back... are you serious... are you goddamn serious...
Off I go (in a genuine attempt to not hate this retarded game) to find my body... It's only 25 scale fucking miles away. Thats not so far... fuck...
*walking, walking, walking, walking, calling some guy a fag, walking*
Okay theres my body. cool. Nobody is around. Just gonna walk over... BAM!!! Dead again. Same Fucking guy. Same fucking gayass red cape. ALT+F-FUCKING-4.
Thus, my WoW adventure ends. It really did make me say wow though.
*while staring at the desktop* "Wow!!! This game is a giant piece of monkey shit!"
So I pretty much got to play the crappy thing for a grand total of 3 minutes and had to talk (and get fucking inviso-raped) for about a hour and a half. Just for the record I really fucking tried to like it. I did. It's just that the game sucks so badly that I couldn't. It's that simple. The enemies go from stupidly-easy to having retard strength in under 30 feet (yes feet not seconds).
Thinking about it now.... I did walk over a mountain that was a possible barrier that I wasn't supposed to cross (though I did). Perhaps it was that. I don't know. If I wasn't supposed to do that I should have at least gotten a "Hey, retard. Yeah you. Don't walk over that fuckin' mountain dude. The enemies jump up like 40 levels.". No I didn't get that. I got "Go find a cave that I'm not going to mark on your map. Don't get lost!".
It's fine I guess. I'm more into FPS's anyway. Wizards and elves don't really get me off (me being a man and all and not a little kid or a woman). Shooting a guy in the head and watching his brain flop out onto the ground in about 5 pieces on the other hand. Yea... Thats pretty effin rad. If they let me play WoW with a g36c and a Mossbrg 500 I would be a happy man.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
A New and Wonderful Site.
Soooo. Been working on a little something... A forum where users review shit. Just about everything in fact. Come be a part, or are you a bitch? C'mon don't be all bitch-like. It's gay and nobody likes it. www.rev-yous.proboards.com Be a part of it assbag! You know you want to.
UPDATE:
Yeah I will probably not be messing with this any more (the review site that is). It was kind of a failed thing. Ahh well no biggie.
UPDATE:
Yeah I will probably not be messing with this any more (the review site that is). It was kind of a failed thing. Ahh well no biggie.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
The craziest thing.
Yeah so I just moved. Sucks pretty hard here. Nothing strange about that you say. Well wait a minute retard... I'm not done. I was outside smoking a cigarette and I swear to god I heard somebody open a beer... That's all. Just lettin' you know about the phantom beer. Cheers!
Friday, July 3, 2009
So... This is blogging... I'm not impressed.
Alright so... I'm here to complain about things. Since it seems like that's what most people do on blogs. So let's get a few things straight first. I hate a lot of the things this world has to offer. and ... Shit. I already forgot what I was thinking about. Okay okay. I'm good now.
Let's go ahead and get to everyone's favorite subject. MYSPACE... The name alone is pretty effing stupid. By name alone I can come to 2 conclusions. It's MY space, not yours and It obviously sucks because you have to befriend a retarded guy named Tom in order to even have a page. If you can delete him then fine, what the fuck ever. I didn't really stick around long enough to fiddle with the stupid thing and find the "Delete this mother fucker" button. FUCKING THING! God this stupid spellcheck is telling me that "didn't" is not the correct spelling of "didn't". I will see you in the darkest part of hell blog... Anyway. Just wait someone will call me a "noob" for not knowing you could delete faggot-assed Tom. Well I have news for you - and a GIANT middle finger - I would rather be a myspace noob than a myspace pro. I don't need a bunch of e-friends to inflate my bitch-tit ego. Like some of you... Look at yourself. Talking to your fake friends on your fucktarded myspace. "But they're not fake. They're real people DOOD!?!!1" THEY ARE FAKE... SUCK MY BALLS. Before a myspace discussion throws me into a whirling pant-shitting fit of psychotic behavior I will change the topic. BTW it's my blog and I can if I want.
For anyone not aware cussing is awesome as shit. We adults use it for many things. Me, I use it for just about everyhting. Eating, sleeping, watching TV, stubbing my toe, and occasionally sneezing. I can now add blogging to the list. Horay for me right? right. I personally have a few favorite word combinations that are just fantastic. Ohh look... There's one now.
Cock-spaz: The annoying little bastard in the chat that likes to spout off random shit. No matter how many time you tell him to go munch on dick he just NEVER LEAVES. Here is an example of a conversation with said "Cock-spaz":
Gore: so what do you think about infamous?
Dude: yeah it was alright. some pretty effin awesome powers in it.
(for the sake of retarded people we're just going to call the guy I'm talking to "dude")
C-S: I like to eat pudding
C-S: do you like to eat pudding?!11 I DO.
(btw... just incase some one reading is an idiot. C-S is Cock-spaz. we cool?)
Gore: pudding's okay I guess. why the fuck are you asking?
Dude: wtf? pudding?
C-S: dude bro who DOESN'T LOVE PUDDING!??!11!1
Dude: the real question is who really gives a shit?
Gore: more ritalin, less pudding = more stfu.
C-S: PUDDING
C-S: PU
C-S: DDING
C-S: I LOVE
C-S: PU
Gore: HAHAHA spam ban ftw you little whore.
Dude: lol.
Gore: jesus christ I hate those little dipshits.
Dude: I know right? Wtf we're we talking about?
Gore: infamous.
Dude: OHHH YEAH! Yeah that game was pretty great.
Guesswho: i love pudding...
Gore: GODAAAAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
See? Very fitting isn't it. Okay on to the next topi- ohhh wait no... I'm bored of this for now. Maybe I'll post another tomorrow, maybe not. I might even do another in a couple of hours. Seems to be a great little venting tool. The next subject for you mother fuckers will be how gay WoW is... God you won't want to miss that shit. Farewell... and fuck you for now.
Let's go ahead and get to everyone's favorite subject. MYSPACE... The name alone is pretty effing stupid. By name alone I can come to 2 conclusions. It's MY space, not yours and It obviously sucks because you have to befriend a retarded guy named Tom in order to even have a page. If you can delete him then fine, what the fuck ever. I didn't really stick around long enough to fiddle with the stupid thing and find the "Delete this mother fucker" button. FUCKING THING! God this stupid spellcheck is telling me that "didn't" is not the correct spelling of "didn't". I will see you in the darkest part of hell blog... Anyway. Just wait someone will call me a "noob" for not knowing you could delete faggot-assed Tom. Well I have news for you - and a GIANT middle finger - I would rather be a myspace noob than a myspace pro. I don't need a bunch of e-friends to inflate my bitch-tit ego. Like some of you... Look at yourself. Talking to your fake friends on your fucktarded myspace. "But they're not fake. They're real people DOOD!?!!1" THEY ARE FAKE... SUCK MY BALLS. Before a myspace discussion throws me into a whirling pant-shitting fit of psychotic behavior I will change the topic. BTW it's my blog and I can if I want.
For anyone not aware cussing is awesome as shit. We adults use it for many things. Me, I use it for just about everyhting. Eating, sleeping, watching TV, stubbing my toe, and occasionally sneezing. I can now add blogging to the list. Horay for me right? right. I personally have a few favorite word combinations that are just fantastic. Ohh look... There's one now.
Cock-spaz: The annoying little bastard in the chat that likes to spout off random shit. No matter how many time you tell him to go munch on dick he just NEVER LEAVES. Here is an example of a conversation with said "Cock-spaz":
Gore: so what do you think about infamous?
Dude: yeah it was alright. some pretty effin awesome powers in it.
(for the sake of retarded people we're just going to call the guy I'm talking to "dude")
C-S: I like to eat pudding
C-S: do you like to eat pudding?!11 I DO.
(btw... just incase some one reading is an idiot. C-S is Cock-spaz. we cool?)
Gore: pudding's okay I guess. why the fuck are you asking?
Dude: wtf? pudding?
C-S: dude bro who DOESN'T LOVE PUDDING!??!11!1
Dude: the real question is who really gives a shit?
Gore: more ritalin, less pudding = more stfu.
C-S: PUDDING
C-S: PU
C-S: DDING
C-S: I LOVE
C-S: PU
Gore: HAHAHA spam ban ftw you little whore.
Dude: lol.
Gore: jesus christ I hate those little dipshits.
Dude: I know right? Wtf we're we talking about?
Gore: infamous.
Dude: OHHH YEAH! Yeah that game was pretty great.
Guesswho: i love pudding...
Gore: GODAAAAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
See? Very fitting isn't it. Okay on to the next topi- ohhh wait no... I'm bored of this for now. Maybe I'll post another tomorrow, maybe not. I might even do another in a couple of hours. Seems to be a great little venting tool. The next subject for you mother fuckers will be how gay WoW is... God you won't want to miss that shit. Farewell... and fuck you for now.
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