World of Borecraft.

Alright then I said I would do it. I really did so here goes. Fuck World of Warcraft. I hate it and it sucks. Yes I actually tried the game out. I'll play out the scenario for you.

Alright Awesome. I'm an undead guy with a sword or somethin'. That rocks pretty damn hard. Okay now what the fuck should I do... AHH! Guy with a green thing over his head. The universal "Talk to me dumbass" sign. Okay so I'll just walk over and...

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"

WHAT THE FUCK!? Will he ever shutup? And if he doesn't can I opt to just walk the fuck away? NO... I have to sit here until he finishes. Great.

*20 minutes later*

Okay so I have a quest. To bad I don't know what in the fuck I'm doing because he talked for SO FUCKING LONG! Okay fine. I'm supposed to kill and collect. Sweet.

*2 minutes later*

"Hey bro I'm back and I brought that shi-- BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH-- FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!11!!"

*25 minutes later*

... you done? YOU DONE? ... good. Okay so I have another quest... eeh fuck it. Quest's lead to talking. Mother FUCK that. I'm just gonna go take a stroll for a bit.

*Walks 20 feet*

WTF?!? I'M DEAD?! WTF KILLED ME!? Ohh a Crimson Rougue (or wtf ever, he was wearin a red fuckin cape). Okay so what do I do. Is that it? Am I dead for good? Ohh okay no... I'm a ghost... Okay fine... creative? Now how do I get my body back... are you serious... are you goddamn serious...

Off I go (in a genuine attempt to not hate this retarded game) to find my body... It's only 25 scale fucking miles away. Thats not so far... fuck...

*walking, walking, walking, walking, calling some guy a fag, walking*

Okay theres my body. cool. Nobody is around. Just gonna walk over... BAM!!! Dead again. Same Fucking guy. Same fucking gayass red cape. ALT+F-FUCKING-4.

Thus, my WoW adventure ends. It really did make me say wow though.

*while staring at the desktop* "Wow!!! This game is a giant piece of monkey shit!"

So I pretty much got to play the crappy thing for a grand total of 3 minutes and had to talk (and get fucking inviso-raped) for about a hour and a half. Just for the record I really fucking tried to like it. I did. It's just that the game sucks so badly that I couldn't. It's that simple. The enemies go from stupidly-easy to having retard strength in under 30 feet (yes feet not seconds).

Thinking about it now.... I did walk over a mountain that was a possible barrier that I wasn't supposed to cross (though I did). Perhaps it was that. I don't know. If I wasn't supposed to do that I should have at least gotten a "Hey, retard. Yeah you. Don't walk over that fuckin' mountain dude. The enemies jump up like 40 levels.". No I didn't get that. I got "Go find a cave that I'm not going to mark on your map. Don't get lost!".

It's fine I guess. I'm more into FPS's anyway. Wizards and elves don't really get me off (me being a man and all and not a little kid or a woman). Shooting a guy in the head and watching his brain flop out onto the ground in about 5 pieces on the other hand. Yea... Thats pretty effin rad. If they let me play WoW with a g36c and a Mossbrg 500 I would be a happy man.